Hannah & Rose discuss epic warriors, sexy monsters, and why the last ten classes of English students failed the final exam as they watch Beowulf (2007).
Hannah & Rose discuss giant monsters, embittered vets, and why mapmakers get so much hazard pay as they watch Kong: Skull Island (2017).
Hannah & Rose discuss evil corporations, sadistic security systems, and why you should be suspicious of all your married neighbors as they watch Resident Evil (2002).
Hannah & Rose discuss wife beaters, rain slickers, and why to never let teenagers make any of their own decisions as they watch I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).
Hannah & Rose discuss the arbitrary rules of the gods, the secret history of foosball, and where all the shirts went as they watch Immortals (2011).
Hannah, Rose, and Sam discuss character continuity, Chekhov’s kitchen sink, and why sometimes the small screen is better than the big one as they watch The Simpsons Movie (2007).
Hannah & Rose discuss ugly vampires, how to act non-human, and why Lee Pace should be in everything, as they say a sad farewell to the Twilight series with Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (2012).
Hannah & Rose discuss prequels, space pirates, and why fairies make terrible house pets for people with allergies as they watch Pan (2015).
Rose fell asleep in the movie theater and missed her bus home. Now that she’s back, Hannah & Rose discuss gang wars, acting with accents, and why sometimes star-crossed lovers should just be friends as they watch Romeo Must Die (2000).
Hannah & Rose discuss medieval hair, non-medieval poetry, and the smelliest poison in the world as they watch Tristan & Isolde (2006).