Hannah & Rose discuss ambiguous hallucinations, parenting tips, and why vampires are more modest than werewolves as they watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009).
Rose was trapped in a movie theater by a freak popcorn accident and had to eat her way out. In celebration of her return, Hannah & Rose discuss Hugh Jackman’s hair, the difference between friars and monks, and how to decorate a 500 room castle as they watch Van Helsing (2004).
Hannah & Rose discuss the three great loves of women–cats, beauty cream, and pizza–as they watch Catwoman (2004).
Hannah & Rose discuss daddy issues, deadly poses, and why you should blame all your flaws on your ancestors as they watch Assassin’s Creed (2016).
Hannah & Rose discuss the irresistible charms of sullen teenagers, the irresistible allure of sullen vampires, and why if you has transfer high schools in the middle of your junior year, you should transfer to Forks as they watch Twilight (2008).
Hannah & Rose discuss the wonders of gravity, why everything should be on fire, and how to properly segregate your workforce as they watch Upside Down (2012).
Hannah & Rose discuss horse whispering, Jon Snow’s abs, and why you never tell anyone you’re one gladiatorial fight away from freedom as they watch Pompeii (2014).
Hannah & Rose discuss clumsy Oxford professors, the unknown heroism of Harriet Tubman, and how everything around them is secretly a Transformer as they watch Transformer: The Last Knight (2017).
Hannah & Rose discuss the inescapability of fate, the dangers of flying in an airplane where you can’t put the tray table up, and why death is the best bureaucrat as they try to escape him in Final Destination (2000).
Hannah and Rose discuss women with guns, orderlies with authority, and why you shouldn’t let the patients near knives in the asylum in Sucker Punch (2011).