Hannah & Rose discuss saintly mercenaries, corporate overlords, and what not to wear during the zombie apocalypse as they watch Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Hannah & Rose discuss the mighty power of archeologists, the vampiric power of mummies, and the right way to imprison all your evil monsters as they watch The Mummy (2017).
Hannah & Rose discuss eye patches, pimped out rides, and why the death of cassette tapes ended the scientific revolution as they watch Escape from New York (1981).
Hannah & Rose discuss first dates, bucking bulls, and why you should always read other people’s mail as they watch The Longest Ride (2015).
Hannah & Rose discuss epic warriors, sexy monsters, and why the last ten classes of English students failed the final exam as they watch Beowulf (2007).
Hannah & Rose discuss giant monsters, embittered vets, and why mapmakers get so much hazard pay as they watch Kong: Skull Island (2017).
Hannah & Rose discuss evil corporations, sadistic security systems, and why you should be suspicious of all your married neighbors as they watch Resident Evil (2002).
Hannah & Rose discuss wife beaters, rain slickers, and why to never let teenagers make any of their own decisions as they watch I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).
Hannah & Rose discuss the arbitrary rules of the gods, the secret history of foosball, and where all the shirts went as they watch Immortals (2011).
Hannah, Rose, and Sam discuss character continuity, Chekhov’s kitchen sink, and why sometimes the small screen is better than the big one as they watch The Simpsons Movie (2007).