Hannah & Rose discuss cryo-prisons, morality statutes, and why they’re going to invest all their savings in Taco Bell as they watch Demolition Man (1993).
Hannah & Rose discuss saintly mercenaries, corporate overlords, and what not to wear during the zombie apocalypse as they watch Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Hannah & Rose discuss the mighty power of archeologists, the vampiric power of mummies, and the right way to imprison all your evil monsters as they watch The Mummy (2017).
Hannah & Rose discuss eye patches, pimped out rides, and why the death of cassette tapes ended the scientific revolution as they watch Escape from New York (1981).
Hannah & Rose discuss first dates, bucking bulls, and why you should always read other people’s mail as they watch The Longest Ride (2015).
Hannah & Rose discuss epic warriors, sexy monsters, and why the last ten classes of English students failed the final exam as they watch Beowulf (2007).
Hannah & Rose discuss giant monsters, embittered vets, and why mapmakers get so much hazard pay as they watch Kong: Skull Island (2017).
Hannah & Rose discuss evil corporations, sadistic security systems, and why you should be suspicious of all your married neighbors as they watch Resident Evil (2002).
Hannah & Rose discuss wife beaters, rain slickers, and why to never let teenagers make any of their own decisions as they watch I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).
Hannah & Rose discuss the arbitrary rules of the gods, the secret history of foosball, and where all the shirts went as they watch Immortals (2011).